All roads west of 45 Highway from Swamp Road to the Northern Platte County Line and Woolston Road east of 45 Highway are flooded. The following roads are also closed: Stanton Road east of the railroad tracks, Woolston Road at Cogan Road and 45 Highway at Dye Store Road. KCP&L will be turning the off power West of 45 Highway in the Bean Lake area.
River levels are expected to remain at current levels throughout the weekend. A half foot drop in river levels is expected by Monday. The Army Corp of Engineers continues to have teams monitoring the Missouri River. At this time the Missouri River has been closed to river traffic north of the Weston area.
The Platte County Sheriff’s Office will be enforcing traffic laws related to individuals driving around road closed signs in the flood area. Water levels across roadways have been rising quickly. People are advised to not drive through water that is across a roadway and not to be in the flood water. Flood waters may contain sewage or other substances that could pose health hazards.
Nowadays, the James Bond movie franchise resembles little the Bond of the '60s...the ones based on the Ian Fleming novels that were touted by President Kennedy in an Esquire magazine interview.
Can you imagine the reviews "Goldfinger" would receive today? Bond figures out the entire scheme while sipping Mint Juleps outside of Baltimore. (Right there that's a continuance problem since Baltimore is the home of The Preakness and their drink that nobody drinks is the "Black Eyed Susan".) The major conflict between hero and villain occurs over the brand of golf balls they're playing and a guy who throws a fedora at statues to make a point. Sure, it had Pussy Galore but those were the '60s, maaan. Today, even if you casted Khloe Cardashian in the role of Lois Lane, Superman would still get panned. Even if you casted Johnny Depp as Tonto...er...wait...never mind.
But then, for no apparent reason at all, Sean Connery teamed up with a studio and shot a counterfeit Bond movie in the early '80s entitled "Never Say Never Again". Connery, as most reading this (according to Google you are more than likely over 36, have a college education, own a home and have an ip address), was the original actor portraying Bond on the silver screen. Most (according to most) consider him to be the best of all the subsequent actors to portray him in what has become the longest serial in movie history.
The movie kinda sucked in that Connery seemed a bit conflicted at the time. He was in that awkward age range where he was still kind of clinging to the hope he'd be seen as virile enough to be a Bond but wizened enough to portray a Bond that was past his prime BUT still able to score a smoking hot 20-something Kim Bassinger.
But, to be fair and balanced, as so many news organizations are wont to do, he also rode a rocket-cycle, had a Trav-L-Bar stocked with Russian vodka, fois fras and caviar, and a Molt Blanc that could kill you while he pretended to write a letter. He also played a high stakes video game that shocked the loser's hand and paid out $50k for a win.
Connery's Bond ultimately won the game out (natch) but he gave up the purse for just one flamenco dance with Bassinger's alarmingly alarming "Domino" character. Her boyfriend agrees to the terms and later attempts to sell her at a hastily arranged slave auction that was steeped in tradition.
History is soooo boring. Let's see if Downton Abbey is on instead.
Anyway, the movie -- discounting the fact that I apparently remember every last detail of it -- failed for several reasons.
First, there was the whole "how can you top your first act?" thing. It's not like you can just throw on some makeup and a toupee and compete with your legacy.
Ok...maybe that's not the best example.
Secondly, how can you have a Bond movie without the 007 theme song? Because this was a renegade film that was made due to some Hollywood back-lot shenanigans that typically end up with a dead horse in your bed or films like "Never Say Never Again" or, even more tragically, an "Earnest" movie.
And seriously, I don't even want to know what sort of sickening things Jim Varney subjected himself to in order to get the funding for those movies. It's one thing to suffer for your art form but another thing to make everyone else suffer because you suffered and handed in a finger painting at the end of the day. I mean, come on...there are limits.