Vol. 8, Episode 29

Top stories this week:

Safe at Home
     Parkville selected Kansas City's safest town
English Landing Eyes Expansion
Community Center Celebrates Five-year Anniversary

Commentary
Mark Vasto on his Hero in Vero
Steve Youngblood Offends Everybody
Bill Grigsby Picks Ford and GM in a Bar Fight

All that plus the other crazy stuff we manage to pack in each week...

Vol. 8, Episode 28 is now in racks!

In this week's thouroghly engaging issue:

Top Stories:
Platte County is Missouri's Healthiest
Forbes: 'Kansas City is Miserable'
Grill Passes a Bill

Columnists:
Mark Vasto at the Olympics
Steve Youngblood on 'Snowmegeddon'
Bill Grigsby says Golf will survive without Tiger
Nature Magazine on Global Warming Denialists

All that and a crossword, comic and suduko, too!

From the Publisher: Home Makeover Edition

Continuing our bold march into "the cloud," your favorite website for Parkville news and entertainment is undergoing a bit of a makeover. We're integrating our "Luminary TV" and "Luminary Hour" radio broadcasts into the main page in addition to our already popular twitter feed (it only takes a moment or two to sign up if you're not subscribing already). Look for more of our robust suite of offerings to come online in the following weeks -- including our archives from the "Luminary Vault" and "The Inside Story."

Thanks for reading!

Mark Vasto
Publisher
The Parkville Luminary

Second Bank Robber Nailed

By Mark Vasto

Police arrested and have in custody the second suspect from last week's armed robbery of the Commerce Bank in Parkville Commons.

The FBI announced that Woodrow McCoy, 36, was arrested the day after the Wednesday, January 27 robbery. He was the alleged accomplice of Michael Scott, 53. Scott was arrested within an hour of the robbery after a high speed action chase ended with a car crash in nearby Kansas City, Kansas. McCoy was able to escape from the vehicle.

Volume 8, Episode 27

In this Valentines Day issue:

From the Fishburn Archives: Did Jesse James Plunder Parkville?
     In the wake of Parkville's recent bank robbery, historian Carolyn Elwess
       raids the archives in search of the answers.
Parkville and Twain Shall Meet
The Valentine's Day Malbec Massacre

Vol. 8, Episode 26

In this week's best-of-breed issue:

Top Stories
Second Bank Robber Nailed
Alderman Chastises Hutsler and Gang Over Hot Dog Crisis
Bond Assails Obama on Terrorism

Commentary
Bill Grigsby is better than break even, baby
Stever Youngblood needs to get out more
Mark Vasto's latest rant

All that plus really neat editorial cartoons, clever non-editorial cartoons, a crossword puzzle, sudoku and "Useless Knowledge"...need it or not!